Raspberry-Flavoured Gummi Mice

Raspberry-flavoured gummi mice. Why are they white? Since when is white a colour associated with raspberries? The candies look like cheese, not like gummies. Further evoking thoughts of cheese, the package features what appears to be a gummi mouse having recently suffered a most terrible fate. We can see a cheese-grater which has recently been used, beside the horribly-partially-bisected body of our gummi mouse. Mouse appears to have been grated to death! Only his hindquarters and part of his midsection remain. What a horrible way to die. What suffering must this poor creature have experienced! Truly awful.

Gummi mouse has seemingly been grated to death!

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